You disgust me.

You're right, I really did want you to move and fuck up my life. And yes I am a good-for-nothing person and the worst daughter ever.

Yeah, you're right, I will be going to jail, and will have no one to bail me out.

I better marry rich, since I'm running out of people to suck money from. That's what I am, just a fucking leech.

Sorry I'm such a failure. Sorry I have goals and a plan for my future and sorry I will actually be going places. Maybe you shouldn't have bought your stupid old cunt for a girlfriend such nice presents, like flat screens, and sound systems, and TWO Segways, that way you could afford bills and groceries. Or at least marry her so you would still be there and she wouldn't have kicked you out.

Thanks Father, you've taught me so much, and you are so wise.